Oct 21 2008
La Lohan Moving to the Original Side?
My first post ever is created to the ever guessing Miss Lindsay Lohan. Perhaps it’s because we’re both Long Island natives or maybe it’s because I don’t know if she’s a lesbian or not.
Anywho, during the past few months, we’ve seen firecrotch frolicking around with her DJ-esque tomboy “girl”(? boy ?) friend, Sam Ronson. They’ve been caught holding hands, shopping together at luxurious places such as Duane Reade, among a kiss here or there, but I mean girlfriends (in the figurative sense) can totally do that and get away without speculation, right? According to them, possibly. I spell a publicity stunt and a way for HoHan to keep herself in the public eye for doing nothing special, which is nothing out of the ordinary. Word on the street is that the red-blonde-brunette head (whatever she is these days) is no longer “Parent-Trapped” by her lesbian gal pal, if you will. Instead, she seems to have eyes for the “Gossip Boy,” Chace Crawford.
After reading this on www.DListed.com (which is my favorite gossip website ever! Michael K rules!), maybe LaLohan is still a HoHan at heart. Hey, a girl’s got needs that sometimes even another girl can’t pleasure.
” ‘According to 3Am Girls, HoHan was out being a ho and partying at a Diesel party in NYC a few days ago when she set her sights on Chace Crawford. Her main partner in pussy was nowhere around so HoHan attacked Chace and ‘threw herself at him.’
A source said, ‘She was standing in such a way that some part of her body was always touching him – at one point hip to hip. She was also giving him the filthiest looks, whispering in his ear, and turning everything he said into an innuendo.’”
Okay, so what hip are we talking about here? Last time I knew, Lindsay weighed about 90-lbs soaking wet–and that’s being more than reasonable. I think if anything, since they say ’some part of her body was always touching him’ refers to the fact that Chace kept moving around because of the amount of pain he must have been in from her hip bone jabbing into his constantly all night.
Didn’t this girl once have a promising career? Hello, “Mean Girls” is totally the high school bible for all females. So which is it, Linds? Sam or Chace? Sam seems way more masculine than Chace, so it could be a win-win situation for you.
Class & Trash with an Edge of Sass* - Cw.
