Oct 24 2008
Alle-rexic
Allegra Versace, daughter of famed designer, Donatella Versace, was recently out during an event Thursday night in NYC. I think I could use her legs as wishbone, anyone wanna pull one with? Seems as though Allegra hasn’t kicked her “no eating habit” to the curb. Why seek treatment when you can put on a size -100 dress and party with your over-the-top mother, Donatella? Don’t you think it would have been completely prime of Donatella to name Allegra—RaphaelA, MichaelangelA, or LeonardA instead? Hello, total free marketing and publicity for one of my favorite cartoons of my childhood. Except instead of pizza as top food choice, we’d have to settle for ice chips.
Eat some damn food, Allegra, please. When you make Marc Anthony look fat…there’s a problem to discuss.
Class and Trash with an Edge of Sass* -Cw
I’d still smash…
No! I gasped when I saw the second pic with J-Lo and the hubs. This just makes me sad for her.
(The dress is cute though. It’d look better on say, a size 8, such as myself. snark.)