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I can’tttttt.  I refuse to write several different blogs about this hot mess so I’ve condensed every single Lohan story within the past day or two into this one so bare with me.

First things first.  As I’ve stated in a previous blog about the train wreck, ever since Lindsay portrayed the diva-like attitude and was fired from the set of Ugly Betty, seems like the little Long Island pampered bitch may be done in the industry.  I mean, she’s already been a handful during other sets as well, anyone remember Georgia Rule? She’d show up late almost everyday to the point where the studio CEO James G. Robinson released a public letter showcasing all of Lindsay’s immaturity and disrespect to the film. 

One insider dished, “She’s got no film work, and after this [’Ugly Betty’ news], she’s not going to land TV jobs.”

It’s also been said that aside from her liability issues, homegirl can’t seem to carry a movie on her own anymore, which makes her unappealing to directors and studio heads.
“Every project she’s had has fallen through,” another source told MSNBC.  Tough break, but at least she’s fallen through Samantha’s vagina.  I’m sure those two bumping rosies is quite a success.  She should consider a career in the porn industry…although, I don’t know if you’d consider it lesbian sex since Samantha’s just a ballsack away from becoming a man.

Which brings me to my next story.  Apparently Lindsay’s fame whoring father, Michael, decided to retrack his thoughts on Lindsay’s vagina lover, “I definitely regret all the things I said about Samantha,” Michael Lohan said. ”I’m a Christian. I should not pass judgment on anyone. In the past, I felt that the best way to get to her was to speak out publicly. And it was the wrong choice. Family matters should be kept private. I’ve learned that now.”

So why the fuck is the moron continuing the publicity stunt? You’re explaining you shouldn’t air your dirty laundry to the public by explaining why you shouldn’t do it to the…public? Does this make any sense? Did this family go to classes to learn how to be inhuman and annoying? I don’t think there’s ever a day where Michael and Dina aren’t yapping away on their latest victory (that being living through their children’s careers) or how they beat the fuck out of each other.  Family of the year!

But Michael shouldn’t speak so soon because TA DA! STORY THREE! Lindsay’s really, apparently, not gay or bi.  One of fire crotch’s friends opened their STD mouths to the NY Daily News explaining that Lindsay demands her friends view her as straight-lovin and not as a vagina licker, “She has been telling everyone over and over that she’s still into guys. She keeps saying if anything went wrong with Sam she would date a guy next. She even flirts with guys when they go out.” 
 

Last, but not least this day would not be complete without the anorexia rumors.  We all know of Lindsay having an eating disorder in the past, so of course her friends who have every right to be worried would of courrrrrrrrrse talk about it with MTV, because like that’s what friends are for, ya know?!

Apparently Lohan has lost 14lbs and is withering away before everyone’s eyes.  A close friend to the hobag told Star magazine: ‘She is thinner than ever and we are concerned.’ Okay, it’s Star magazine so let’s not hold our breath here.

My head hurts.  I’m done with Lindsay, her vagina, Saman’s possible vagina, her father, her mother, her career, her weight, her…

Class and Trash with an Edge of Sass*-Cw

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