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Okay. Poll here.  Which is awkward? The story I’m about to share with all of you or the mannequin-esque Tyra drag picture with T.I.? Is it me or does she look like the alien spawn conceived by Tom Cruise and Ron L. Hubbard? Anyway–Within a week we have all been given the information of a couple of rappers losing their virginity pre-teen style.  First, I reported on T-Pain, which both frightened and scared me so much that I almost clawed my eyes out to Buy U A Drank. T.I. has upped the ante by admitting on The Tyra Banks Show (possibly the worst and best thing ever created–not only do I hate her, but I get to make fun of her as well) that he lost his virginity at the ripe age of 11. YES, 11. Maybe this was to prove his “hoodness”? I couldn’t tell you, but I can tell you that the “T’s” must have something to do with.  T-Pain and T.I. there’s gotta be something in the T’s.  I mean guys like Tits, right? Guys might be curious about their Taint? Guys want girls to Toggle at their dick? Help me out here….what the fuck is up with this?

I’m a little less frightened this time around due to the mere fact of my crush on the hawtness that is T.I. because knowing he wants me to have WHATEVER I LIIIIIIKE is always a plus.  Also, he’s bumped elbows with Justin Timberlake—who might be a douche, but probably a good fuck since he can move like nothing I’ve ever seen.

He sheepishly shared with Tyra, “I’m embarrassed, 11, I’m sorry…If it makes it any better we had two kids together later on.”

Okay? Yeah? Sheepishly? Give me a break.  This coming from a guy who talks about bangin’ video ho’s and chunky asses all in his grill…just like this gem of a rhyme from the song Do It (which I should tell you was the first link that came up when I googled “T.I. lyrics asses):

You looking good in them guess’s shawty showing yo ass
Make a ni**a wanna grab a hold of yo ass
Strip you out yo couchie dress and hit the flo’ wit yo ass
When I leave the club I wanna see some more of yo ass
I ain’t tricking sh*t but I might spend some dough on yo ass
The way you bouncin on my d*ck and grindin’ slow wit yo ass
Hit the v.i.p. wit me I po’ some moe’ fo yo ass
Just so I can see you out there bouncin yo ass
If I leave the club wit something rather go wit yo ass
Them other broads fine but you a pro wit yo ass
When I see u poppin and droppin I know it’s yo ass
In a crowd full of hoes I would notice yo ass

I guess that constitutes for something? I showered that with pink to give it a little prettiness.  oh yeah and it totally makes it better that the woman who popper her thang on his wang for the first time is his baby mama to two kids…yeah, that doesn’t take away the fact you banged at 11…not at all!

Oh yeah, the main reason he was on the show was to talk about his whole thing with guns and how he’s found God, but I’m much more into the sex part…so feel free to google that shit on your own time. Until tomorrow…

Class and Trash with an Edge of Sass*-Cw

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