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Mature.  Demure.  Elegant.  Those three words pop into my head when I view the above picture and the following story.

The cougar that is Linda Hogan–who is dating some teenager who looks like a D-listed younger version of Hulk…wait Hulk is D-List so let’s just say younger version–wants to take the pup on a free for all ride in daddy Hulk’s Rolls Royce.  Daddy’s none too pleased. 

So what do we do in this situation? We handle it with style, grace, and simply say no.  Hogan-situations, however, will have Daddy taking the car and moving it to a secret and remote location.  Dr. Jack Shephard and Sawyer beware…we all know how you really got off the island.

On the rumor scene, the insurance on the car is “woefully inadequate,” and Hulk believes Linda will allow the little pup to drive the car. 

Let’s resolve this.  Revoke each and every one of the Hogan’s licenses.  The son’s a hot mess driver who basically is responsible for his friend becoming a vegetable, Brooke’s body is too big to actually fit into a driver’s seat, Linda will more than likely further her career in road head causing the kid to crash, and Hulk…my head hurts.  Fuck them.

Class and Trash with an Edge of Sass*-Cw

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