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“Iffff IIII could turnnnnn back time…I’d give it all to youuuuuuuuuuuu-ah.” Repeat it just like that and it sounds just like it looks. Sorry, I googled Cher, I got that picture thus leading me to sing that gem of a late 80s pop song.  Okay so news here is that Sonny’s better half (Sonny was so fucking bad ass until he hit the tree…RIP) is brushing off rumors that she cancelled her last pair of Vegas gigs this year on account of cancer.  

Apparently, homegrandma says she cancelled due to allergies which made her throat sore and unable to sing.  She goes on to talk about since she’s sooooo famous, if she had cancer, there’d be no way to hide it, “when you have those kind of things happen if you’re famous you can’t keep them a secret.”

I smell bullshit.  I smell plastic surgery #118 gone wrong! Cheeks this time? Maybe she got the fat from her ass replaced into her cheeks and in a freak accident the fat soaked into her mouth unable to deliver or produce any type of gracious sound.  “Do youuu believeeee in loveeee after plastic? plastic? plastic? I can feeeeel somethinggg insideee my ass, I really do think my face is about cave in yeaaaaa!”

Class and Trash with an Edge of Sass*-Cw

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