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Kids–err–Celebrities [do] the darndest things! Now I usually like to have my bowl of crazy in the morning with some crystal meth juice and cocaine induced toast, but this shits the craziest thing I’ve heard in a while.

So what do you think Jennifer Lopez’s D-Listed sister (alright, alright “C-List” if I must), Eva Mendes, talks about post-rehab (which you CLAIM you went to, to research a role) ? Duh! You talk about the stupid shit you do to maintain your youth. 

According to reports, Mendes likes to hang upside down in order to look younger.  Umm.  This crazy ass bitch who should probably start going to Scientology meetings next with Will Smith (welcome to MIAMI! remember that video? That bitch drove the car in it!) believes that allowing blood to rush to her head helps avoid aging.  Who is your daddy and what does he do?

Sorry, just got a vision of Arrrrnold in Kindergarten Cop.  According to a source, “Whether it is a photo session or a hot date, Eva swears by hanging her head down on a slant board for about 20 minutes. Allowing blood flow to your upper body and face will bring on a vibrant, flushed-with-youth look.”

What the fuck is next? First we have Madonna creaming herself $1000 worth nightly, this bitch hanging upside down…I’m waiting until Michael Jackson claims sticking your head in the freezer daily for a half-hour will help keep your nose in tip top shape which is why his nose has altered during the years! Plastic surgery? No way Michael says.

Class and Trash with an Edge of Sass*-Cw

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