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When you’re the most sought out couple juggling six kids, A-List movie careers, and you have the world at your feet—why not spend thousands on six nannies to help you manage? We all should be so lucky.   I bet you Maddox is in charge of all of these bitches, “I’m the first! Get the fuck over here, bitch!”

On Wednesday, a report came out that Brad and Angelina hired six day nannies in Berlin (no overnight nannies allowed!) to help maintain the chaotic environment of six children.  Brad is in the German town filming Inglogorious Bastards directed by Quentin Tarantino.

So the goddess of light being Angelina Jolie recently learned in New Orleans that having anything less than six nannies made her cringe.  But of course their publicists deny this claiming it’s nonsense.  We all know how celebrities like to deny they need any type of help with their kids–helllooo! J-Lo!? I’m sure that bitch doesn’t have like six just for her huge ass and two twins–and you know Marc Anthony is just a little pussy whipped bitch.  Guarantee he’s not allowed to look into her eyes and can only refer to her as J-God on the Block.  Can’t you just picture this now, “Maria please scratch my right ass cheek…Leona get the left.  The other four please tend to the children. MARC! I told you no God damn sugar in the house!” as she stuffs her face with oreo’s and weeps to her treadmill…wait, didn’t bitch just work a triathalon? Puh-leeeeease.

How do I end up with a story on Brangelina and end up taking out my morning bitchiness on J-Lo?

Class and Trash with an Edge of Sass*-Cw

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