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When you’re rich, famous, annoying, want to fuck, and hopelessly want to remain in the spotlight, but you say you don’t..it’s easy to hop on two separate private helicopters (inconspicuously i’m sure) and fly on over to Jerry Seinfeld’s Hamptons waterfront mansion.  I can’t afford to drive a blocks worth of a gas and these two fools can fly two separate helicopters over to the Hamptons for a weekend of fuckery.  Just take the fucking plane together…bang it out and go home.  No one gives a fuck.  Except for Jerry Seinfeld who probably wants Madonna juice on his sheets.

It is now being reported. They were picked up separately from the airport in white Porsches and black SUVs.  Oh yeah, real inconspicuous.  No one would ever notice a bunch of nice cars picking up someone from an airport.

I’m sure this is also free publicity for Jerry and his wife.  Fame whores! (I’m a self-proclaimed fame whore in my own head.) Maybe they’re just trying to get Madonna a good lay to wear off the uptightness or take the stick out of her ass.

An insider took their fat mouth to the press, “The Seinfelds have been friends with Madonna for years. They’re neighbors on the West Side, so it’s really no surprise. And Jerry and Jessica go to her concerts whenever she’s in town.”

But being that their “just friends,” I’m sure Mr. and Mrs. Contraception were kept elsewhere and Twister was brought out instead.  With Madge’s rules, I can see it now, “If you land on red…that signifies the devil.  In Kabbalah we are taught the devil must not conquer! Get down and pray!” Yellow. “I command you to piss!” Green. “You must sign over half of your Yankee contract to further advance my $500 million fortune!” Blue. “Guy has blue eyes.  CHANGE THEM IMMEDIATELY!!!”

Four hours later the same black SUV came back to pick up the two fuck buddies and one after another, the planes departed. So what pisses me off more? The fact they used that much of my air supply to fly separately to fuck in the Hamptons? Or that they only stayed there for four hours?! Fuck on the couch, fuck on the bed, fuck on the beach, have a glass of wine (too many calories for Madge?) I could think of a lot of shit to do in more than a four hour time span!

Class and Trash with an Edge of Sass*-Cw