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Remember this bitch? It’s fucking Jackee (JackAY) Harry! Hot mess for the simplicity that is her voice.  Also fucking LADYBUGS! That movie is basically the shit where she plays assistant coach to Rodney Dangerfield who is using his girlfriend’s son to dress up as a girl to help his company’s girls soccer team win.  Basically it’s a fucking bitch ass movie with Jonathan Brandis donning a wig, gets kicked in the balls a few times, and falls for the babe on the team…yeah, yeah, but I love this shit.  Anyway, Jackee was also the mother on Sister, Sister which I also watched because I always tried to tell those two fucking Mowry sisters apart.  Tia and Tamera how the fuck do you figure that shit out? So where is this hot ass now? She’s still working.  She’s on Chris Rock’s show Everybody Hates Chris and she’s currently filming a couple of movies I don’t give a rats ass about so if you’re curious…IMDB that shit.  Ciao!

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Gag me.  I can’t believe I’m even actually writing about these two.  So as you all know these two were “eloped” in Mexico and like UsWeekly and MTV just totally happened to be there.  Well just like the show is fake, obviously the marriage was too.  The marriage was never legal because robot bod and media whore never got a marriage license.  

And I must share with you something that both makes a point and is hysterical via Dlisted.com from Michael K, “It just warms my no-heart to know that the gays can’t get married, but these two colostomy bags can use marriage to cash in and get a cover of UsWeekly! America is truly the land of opportunity!”

So basically these ho’s were paid to not get married, shoot a couple of pictures of their pretend marriage, have some God awful assistant write their marriage vows, and shed those tears of joys as the thousands of dollars came rolling into their pockets.  Fuck my life.

And here’s some confirmation from the genius who is Spencer, “Like other elopements that happen outside the country, we’ll take care of the legal details when we get home.”

Must be nice.  Must be nice to not have a job and yet do as you will. Dude somebody fucking ban them from coming back in.  Imagine how great it was if Heidi’s fake ass had to stay behind in Mexico with all of the papi’s “ay mami!” She really wanna get married? Those bastards will surely give her, her wish and then some sans Spencer’s imaginary peepee.  Ayyyyy papi!

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You all know this bitch.  (Here you go Jack.) The Beethoven movies, fucking classic TV show Step By Step…it’s Mark! Well, really Christopher Castile.  Whatever happened to this bitch? He played such a hidden homosexual whiner that it deserved a Golden Globe…he was SHAFTED! Want to know what this bitch is doing now?

On some IMDB.com forum because bitches actually care about this hottass, a person said, “He’s a professor at my school, Biola University. He looks the same, he’s friendly. Biola University is a Christian bible college in Orange County.” Another person said, “He is doing voices for a character for short stories found on the program Focus on the Family, which are fun stories both for kids and adults aired on Christian radio stations.” See!!! The religious heads always find the few crazies in the entertainment business!

But I believe firmly in this one…”He works as a drag queen doing a one woman show in some of LA’s top gay clubs. Calls himself, Scarlett O’Hairy.”

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I love these entertainment shows.  They always make everything so dramatic! So Linday HoHanwho I’m getting sick of writing about was caught on a security camera making herself one of my favoriteeee drunkity drunk drunk drinks—a vodka rebull…so she gets some kudos from me there.  She was at some place Lotus in DC where her sheman, SaMAN DaMAN Ronson, was spinnin’ yo! Possibly the most sickening thing is not that she finished a long stay at rehab earlier this year, but that there are pictures of Sheman and Hohan kissing.  VOM!

She’s seen texting her life away as she secretly gathers some Grey Goose from under the bar…then hides it back down and opens a nice can of redbull to mix.  However, she never detaches herself from her phone.  Texting the drug dealer or the spray tanner in the area is what I imagine.

Imagine what the fuck security cameras have caught me doing?! I didn’t even know this shit existed mainly because I’m a moron and when I enter the bar, I enter drunken state as soon as possible.  HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVE ALL! GO GET HOHANIFIED AND GET YO SHIZZ AT THAT BAHHH.  REMEMBER, REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS…kidding!

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So yesterday I posted some shit about A-Rod ditching his kiddies for a little Madonna ass this Thanksgiving holiday.  Cynthia Rodriguez, the soon-to-be rich ex-wife of A-Rod, was spreading word to family and friends about the situation.  The e-mail that Cynthia reportedly wrote to a friend said, “My 6-foot-3, 220-pound soul-less, soon-to-be ex-husband is abandoning his kids on Thanksgiving to be with Madonna … She called and he ran on her command back to New York City … Gross!”

Now it seems as though A-Rod may be stepping up to the father plate.  Although not a good husband, he seems to be trying for the good dad instead.  So with all the e-mail rumors circulate, what did Cynthia and A-Rod decide to do? Go out for a VERY public dinner with their in Miami last night with paparazzi circulating.  I’m SURE that was just coincidence.  However, there are reports stating that right before the dinner, A-Rod landed in Miami with…MADONNA! On her private jet.  Tsk, tsk. 

A friend of Cynthia says, “He’s going to be with Cynthia and her entire family for Thanksgiving, and this has been planned for months. It’s quite a big celebration. They have a large family get together every year. It was always his intention to go to the family get together with her family, and it includes a whole array of relatives.”

I’d give my left fucking arm to be at that shit show.  Imagine the chaos and awkwardness. The source also said that since the split, “they’ve reconciled and it’s very friendly. All those other things are completely false and misleading.” Interesting.  At least A-Rod’s trying to make good face with the public eye by being with his family on T-Day! Give him a medal for doing the RIGHT thing! Pleeease.

Update: Since my ass is lazy this is what PerezHilton reported:

“Things aren’t always as they seem!

Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Alex Rodriguez was not on a flight with Madonna earlier this week.

Despite what you may have read elsewhere, it’s not true.

The purported pictures showing A-Rod deplaning her Madgesty’s aircraft actually show the singer’s manager, Guy Oseary.

“Alex was not on that flight with them,” counters a second source. “M and Guy left Atlanta after her concert there and headed to Miami for her show on Wednesday night. Alex was not onboard or with them. Those pictures are grainy and taken from afar. The person everyone thinks is Alex is actually Guy.”

And there you have it!”

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Just an excuse to post about Britney Spears—deal with it! So this bitch is a tease and released a 30-second clip of her new video for her second single, Circus.  Bitch looks hot and the video looks like it’s going to be parfait. She looks like a circus slut and that is one of the many reasons why I love this headcase.

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I like my men like I like my drink…tastes good and gets me drunk.  Twilight breakout star Robert Pattinson just keeps putting winning numbers up there for me.  Unshaven, messy hair, stumbling outside the Chateau Marmont…this what girls dreams are made of.  Whatever the guy deserves some drunken debauchery.  He’s a drunk hot mess!

So some snitches are saying he drank and smoked heavily in the bar/patio area of that celebrity hell hole.  Only thing I’m pissed about is that Pattinson could have partied somewhere else, somewhere better! This guy has been getting chased my tween overweight Hot Topic demons the past few weeks so let him booze in peace! However, here I am broadcasting it, but that’s only because it’s an excuse to post about this hottass. 

Pictures from PerezHilton.com

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I don’t get anything Michael Jackson.  Maybe it’s because looking at him pains me or hearing his name is like fingernails running across a blackboard.  Whatever it is the following story is a bit confusing, but bear with. 

After bitch was pulled off his plane from London, his lawyers ceased a case from ever happening.  Unfortunately for us, this case would have gotten juicy.  So what would have went on? Well this is the back story.  Apparently, some Prince from Bahrain named Sheik Abdullah bin Hamad Al Khalifa’s (say that shit ten times fast) loaned Jackson $7 mil to cover his ass, a reneged contract, and a subsidized lifestyle of insanity.  Jackson Whackson claimed this was all a gift.  Some fucking gift! Where the hell is my Bahrain Prince? He was still called to London’s High Court and after repeatedly hiding behind sick notes, he was ready to face the music.  But this crazy’s lawyers reached a preliminary settlement.  Want to know where this money went? Especially since MJ–you would have thought–had all of the money in the world? It’s sickening via Perezhilton.com:

-Recently, in addition to the “brain guru” at $300,000 the Sheik also paid for ice cream, about $400 of Body Shop lotions, toys, and a Ferrari

- $135,000 on bills

- And $2.2 million on legal fees

- During his trial in Santa Barbara in 2005, it was said that Jackson was spending about $30 million more than he was making

- His staff bill is about $4 million a year

- He pays Paris’ and Prince’s bio-mom, Debbie Rowe, $1.2 million a year to stay out of their lives, and their nanny, Grace Rwaramba, whom they call mom instead, lives off of Jackson though she has fallen ill to lupus

- He pays $61,000 for cream to treat his “skin condition”

- $25 million to the family of the boy who accused him of molestation

- $3 million a year to maintain Neverland and its staff…which he no longer possesses the deeds to

- And a shizload of debt and legal fees attempting to defend himself against shafted lawyers, managers, and advisers - yikes!

Bitch up and left Neverland to start living more “normal” I guess is the correct phrase.  How the fuck do you go from that to normal??? He’s apparently focusing on having his kids experience a normal childhood he never got.  Recently bitch has looked a bit sick and distraught.  He’s a fucking lose cause, I’m over it.  

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Check out this mothafucka.  I’m not pleased.  First and foremost…a) Batman’s the only non pussy superhero and b) I’d like as many films of Batman starring the sexual Christian Bale as possible.  To put an end on that would be like turning the sexual switch off in my pants. 

So now tomorrow we find out Batman’s ultimate fate when it’s revealed in the latest issue of DC Comic’s Batman.  So why am I not pleased you may ask? Simple! Speculations are pissing me off!

Some are saying that the hottass will suffer an extremely tragic end when that stupid piece of shit, Robin, betrays and destroys him! This bitch has a Peter Parker moment when he goes over to “the dark side.” Whatever the fuck that means! I still think of Chris O’Donnell as Robin and he sucked so that’s why Robin sucks.  Stupid ass Circus douche. 

Another suspicion is that he will simply retire.  How the FUCK do you retire from Batman? I mean, yeah, he’ll get old…look at Adam West’s old ass.  But then you just get someone younger and hotter to keep it going ding ding ding…Bale! There’s also some rumors that he maybe killed by some mystery douche known as the Black Glove.  Is this a reference to O.J. Simpson? It’s one thing to kill your wife and get away with it, but Batman…NEVER!

Who the fuck is going to replace him? And if anyone says Alicia Silverstone when she played Batgirl…I’ll personally jump through the computer and kick your ass.  That’s a threaaaaat.

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