Nov 03 2008
It’s Official: No One Wants Lohan’s Fire Crotched ASS
No, that’s not diarrhea on her face. Although it might as well be. The only work she’s going to be able to get are infomercials for Immodium AD.
You know your career is basically dead when you’re dropped by the World Music Awards deeming you too unreliable. Lohan had been booked to host the WMA’s next weekend, but was fired. Why you may ask? Because aside from the fact that the last time ho bag hosted in 2006 and decided to call Beyonce to the stage while Beyonce SASHA FIERCE was still backstage getting her hair didz, she hasn’t really been a fan favorite in the entertainment job department. Looks like she’s gotta go back to the books…suck as much dick (or in her case) va-jay-jay as you can!
Why ask her back in the first place? Um, DESPERATE?! When you replace Lohan for Denise Richards…there’s not much else to use as an excuse. They should have gotten Richards’ father, Irv, to host. Now that is fucking Top Notch, Class A entertainment.
I’m so tired of this bitch. She makes my head hurt with being fired from this job, being a lesbian for that one, straight for this one….I truly think the the hair dye and tanning sessions have finally gotten to this bitch. Or maybe it’s just the recent pussy? Guaranteed SaMAN’s snatch isn’t too lady-like. Douche bag! No, literally. I’m not calling her that. I’m giving her advice.
Class and Trash with an Edge of Sass*-Cw
- NO ONE WANTS IT!
- #QueryFail and 50 Reasons Why No One Wants to Publish Your First Book
- ‘Dragonball’ star: ‘No one wants to make a movie that people will hate’
- Lindsay “I’m Bi-But-I’m-Not-I-Hate-My-Daddy-No-One-Wants-To-Work-With-Me-I-Might-Be-Anorexic” Lohan
- Lindsay “I’m Bi-But-I’m-Not-I-Hate-My-Daddy-No-One-Wants-To-Work-With-Me-I-Might-Be-Anorexic” Lohan
Seriously. I’ve had enough of her, and it’s kind of sad sad ’cause she used to be my favorite! Now she just sucks. She can take her lesbian girlfriend and her ridiculous skin and shove it