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The little hair stylist that could! As I’ve stated my hatred of Tom Jones before…enter Jessica Simpson into that mix.  When I resort to writing about this horrific and useless human being, you know I have nothing else to write about.  So here goes.

I guess some time over the weekend, Jessica and her best gay, hair stylist BFF Ken Paves, were dining at Madeo and as they were leaving…the paps got on them like white on rice.  Although Jessica easily outweighs Ken Paves by a good 15-20 lbs, the little dude somehow got in the middle to try and protect his beloved money hair maker, Simpson.  Her tits alone could have pushed them out of harms way, but no! That stupid hooch-a-mooch had to throw in the little dude and seek refuge! I know Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are somewhere in the US (since D-Listers can’t afford any ol’ European / Bahama mama vacation) sippin’ on Andre champagne and feeding each other strawberries as they hang their heads back and laugh together in their Target bathroom robes.

Getting carried away.  So Paves went in for the kill and instead got bitch slapped by camera.  He’s probably been cock slapped a few times, but I’m going to say unless any dude he’s ever dated had a golden dick of gold, this bitch must have hurt.  Needless to say, like a good friend, J Simps accompanied her hair bitch to the hospital.  Good weekend!

Class and Trash with an Edge of Sass*-Cw

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