Nov 04 2008
Paris Hilton Has Feelings!!! (and STDs)
The next bothers me. Only because this bitch rides on the famous train for the fact that 1) daddy and mommy have a famous last name and a lot of dough. Actually, I take that back. Fact 2) When you flash your cooter, a-cup tits, and dick sucking skills to the world in night vision, that works in your benefit as well with fact number one.
So when I show you the next quote, let’s try and understand Miss Paris Hilton’s emotions. She told the News of the World: “Every other guy I’ve been out with has used me for money or sex - but in most cases they just want fame. It made it hard to trust people. After a while I had to start questioning exactly why somebody wanted to be with me.” Well, duh. Isn’t that just every guy really? Money, Sex, Fame…get with the program. I mean, that’s all I want…she honestly just has to see the other side of the situation, a day in the shoes of those people…perhaps she can understand our financial situation(s).
Anywho, who really wants sex from this girl? Did anyone see that god forsaken self-taped “porn” video? Homegirl can’t suck a peen to save her life. Even if that shit was made with diamonds, she’d make it look terrible. Oh, not to mention, all she does is lie on her back and space out with a couple of those baby coos. Who the fuck wants that? Also, who wants CRABS? Instant entry into
Paris’ peep hole guarantees a life full of beautiful STD’s with a side of 15 minutes of fame.
Class and Trash with an Edge of Sass*-Cw
