Nov 06 2008
The Trouble With Women — The Leo DiCaprio Saga

Leo DiCaprio. Trouble with women. I separate these two because obviously it doesn’t make up a truthful statement, but apparently it did back in the day.
In a recent interview, Jack Dawson revealed he was a “slow starter” with women. Oh, but then you land three supermodels in a row, so please spare me the sympathy acknowledgement.
He said: “I’ve always been a slow starter. My first date was with a girl called Cessi. We had a beautiful relationship over the phone all summer and then when we met I couldn’t look her in the eye.” The 33-year-old star - who recently revealed he is keen to put his playboy lifestyle behind him and settle down - is notoriously secretive about his private life, but claims he has to be in order to ensure he is believable as an actor.”
Gag me. Actually, gag me, tie me down on a bed, and have your way with me any day, Leo.
Class and Trash with an Edge of Sass*-Cw