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So you know those Girls Next Door? They are with Hef, they aren’t with Hef.  They are sluts, they aren’t sl– who am I kidding.  She’s banging Criss Angel, she’s banging some wide receiver (no pun intended), and the other one, well, I don’t even know if the other one actually exists because she always gets shafted.

So news today is that Kendra Wilkinson is engaged to her Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver, Hank Baskett.  This is the bitch who apparently is real into sports…meaning she’s into his cock scoring a touchdown into the unknown—her vag.  Pretty sight? I don’t know, that shit’s been hit by Hef so you know the hole’s gotta be a bit loose around the edges.

Anyway, Hef tells Us Weekly, “Kendra Wilkinson has met someone who she would like to spend the rest of her life with. He popped the question last Saturday. I have given her my blessing and will be giving her away at a very special wedding ceremony at the Playboy Mansion this coming June.” So your once old peen lover is now playing the role of your pseudo father? Someone give me a xanax…I don’t know what the fuck is going on in the land of big tits and blonde dye.

Class and Trash with an Edge of Sass*-Cw

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