Nov 07 2008
R. Kelly’s Nephew Apparently Robs Shop and Gets Shot…Golden Showers For Everyone!

This is the remix to ignition (gun bang! bang! bang!)…okay that was tacky even for me. We have some rather sad news this morning. R Kelly’s 15-year-old nephew was shot late last night, but this bitch was trying to rob a barbershop! So fuck that! Thissss is the remixxx to ignitionnnnn…
His nephew was shot twice by the owner and according to police the father says his kid may have just been an innocent victim alongside someone else responsible for robbing the store.
Here we go. At least this kid didn’t receive his uncle’s traits. I mean, he easily could have pissed on the owner and ran for it. Plus, with the owner being of age, it really wouldn’t be half as bad. YAY FOR GOLDEN SHOWERS—ROBBING EDITION. As for the stupid father, let’s be real. I think the kid was totally doing some grade A stealing—he just didn’t keep it on the downlowwwww, nobody hasss to knowww.
Alright, I quit with the R. Kelly song references.
Class and Trash with an Edge of Sass*-Cw