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“Hot Mess of the Day” many days ago was the hawtness Mickey Rourke.  So I figured to write about him on this glorious Monday since he’s a pedophile fuck.  Anyway, he attended the three year anniversary party of Tao Les Vegas at the Venetian over the weekend. 

Want to know why I’ve deemed him a pedophile—who really is dating a slut? Remember that ho, Evan Rachel Wood, who broke Marilyn Manson’s cold-hearted self? Yeah, apparently Rourke gets the wood from Wood—if you know what I’m saying.  It was rumored that she was supposed to attend the party, but cancelled at the last minute.

So what’s the next best thing? Sources confirm that Wood was in fact in Vegas with Rourke.  Instead of going out and partying—opting to keep a low profile from this whole Manson mess—bitch thought it smart to stay in their room awaiting daddy’s dick from delivery after a hard night of booze.

Can someone tell me the appeal about this douche magouche? What the fuck is attractive about a plastic surgery gone wrong??? And what the hell is wrong with this bitch dating lost causes? Attention whore! Hollyweird.

Class and Trash with an Edge of Sass*-Cw

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