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I’ve refused for the longest time to write about any godforsaken wench on The Hills. Personally, I don’t get nor will I ever understand the appeal of this bullshit they deem a television show.  What do we learn by the end of each episode? How to say, “Yeah” in a blasé tone, that Justin Bobby’s a hot piece who always “hurts” ceiling eyes and robot tits, and how to stare at the other person during an argument.  How come there are NEVER any fist fights? These bitches don’t know shit!!! So anyway, I found this story hilarious. 

Since Lauren Conrad apparently gets to travel for doing nothing, my New York showed her who the boss was.  Because in New York, bitches don’t give a shit even if the Pope was at a security check.  So why some dumb ho from a fake-ality show? Ho was at JFK the other day when an airline attendant called out her name to direct her to a counter for a standby ticket.  LC became very agitated.  She “pitched a fit,” a spy tells the New York Post, “and was almost driven to tears because she thought people would start talking to her and bother her.”

But guess what? NO ONE EVEN GAVE A SHIT!!! No one in New York knew who she was—only as a crazy little blonde crying over an attendant calling her name.  Now how come that shit is never shown on The Hills?!

Class and Trash with an Edge of Sass*-Cw

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