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WTF LINDSAY!!! Are you or aren’t you?! In a new interview with Harper’s Bazaar the yes I like vag, no I like peen girl says, “I think it’s pretty obvious who I’m seeing.” Meaning she’s clammin’ wit SaMAN.  But stop with the mother fucking guessing games, Lohan.  Yes, we know you have mucho time on your hands since you’re either fired from jobs or no one wants to insure your ass, but honestly just say you like the beaver.  Everyone’s sick of guessing and sick of seeing you two tongue each other.

When asked if the ho was a bisexual, Lindsay was really informative with her response, “Maybe. Yeah.” Bi people have always bothered me.  I’m a firm believer in you can’t have your cake (in this case, vagina) and eat it, too! Not fair! There’s too many options for them! But wait, when asked if she’s a lesbian, she said, “No.” Okay, what?!

Why are people paying her for an interview for shit we’ve hard time and again? At this point I’m sick of these God damn reindeer games.

Simple fact and instead of paying for this magazine shit, read my blog for the rundown on Lindsay:

-She’s bisexual with a smudge of lesbian

-Regina George will forever own her
-She likes girls who look like boys
-Her career is shot to shit
-She has a firecrotch
-Her vagina is loose.

There. I’m a magician. And why is it that no one will hire me for investigative journalism?

Class and Trash with an Edge of Sass*-Cw

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