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Nov 12 2008

Screw This. No Original MIYAGI For Remake of “The Karate Kid”—No $12 From This Beotch

Published by blondieenyc at 11:23 am under Celebrity Gossip Edit This

Whhhhhhhyyyyyyyyy. How can you possibly remake The Karate Kid without Pat Morita?! RIP to my beloved MIYAGI. He cannot be replaced! And sorry a fucking 10-year-old playing Ralph Macchio’s part??? Errr I love you, Will Smith, but why you do this to me? 

So anyway although Will denied the rumors last year, it is confirmed that his son, Jaden Smith, will play Macchio’s role which starts shooting in Beijing and other places next year.

Variety also reports that the producer, Jerry Weintraub, from the original movie will also be producing the remake.  Chris Murphy will write the shitty script that will more than likely bomb at the box office.  I need the original MR. MIYAGI! Wax on, wax off!

I guess it pays to be Will Smith’s kid.  Next thing you know, we’ll have Jada Pinkett Smith playing the love interest…wait.  That’s both disgusting and wrong on my part.  Ouchie.  Maybe we’ll get lucky with Tom Cruise.  Oooooh! Since we’re going younger, let’s throw Suri Cruise into the mix

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2 Responses to “Screw This. No Original MIYAGI For Remake of “The Karate Kid”—No $12 From This Beotch”

  1. The Arguson 12 Nov 2008 at 12:06 pm edit this

    Hi, Pat Morita is dead. I know that that should not get in the way of Hollywood, but alas, I think it’s the smell they’re not crazy about. :) Very entertaining stuff.

    http://theargus.today.com

  2. blondieenycon 12 Nov 2008 at 1:04 pm edit this

    hey Argus—yes, I know…just won’t be the same! Damn Hollywood ruining another classic :)

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