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Remember when Stephen Baldwin said he’d move to Canada if Obama won? Well, why is he still here? The only time Stephen Baldwin was ever slightly cool was in Bio Dome and he was still overshadowed by the greatness that was Pauly Shore!  So now that I’m pissed I was lied to, I felt the need to share with all of you the following story.

You know being this really awesome Christian and what not, I can totally understand why Stephen got Hannah Montana’s initials tattooed on his body.  Yep.  That, my friends, is the truth.  Want to know why the dumbass did it? One work: WORK!

According to TMZ, during some event at the White House last year, Miley Cyrus dared Stephen to get Hannah Montana’s initials tattooed anywhere on his totally gorgeous and fit bod (vomit.)  If he did it, she would let him guest star on her show.  Oh, yeah that totally sounds fair.  And this bitch is supposed to be all low key and what not? She’s 16-years-old and is begging an older men to get her alter-ego tattooed on his body? What the fuck is this shit? Well, yesterday at one of his book signings in Nashville, Stephen showed Miley his tattoo.  So now Miley has agreed that she’d let him cameo on her show.

You have a 16-year-old child’s name–who is not your own–tattooed on your body.  And for what? A one minute stint probably portraying an ice cream vendor on the beach where Hannah’s brother works? I HAVE COUSINS. Just for kicks I put that slutty Miley photo up.

Class and Trash with an Edge of Sass*-Cw

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