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Nov 13 2008

Pumkin (The Spitter) from FLAVOR OF LOVE Is Getting Hitched–EEK!

Published by blondieenyc at 11:11 am under Celebrity Gossip Edit This

Who the hell would marry this bitch is beyond me! Anyway, Pumkin, Brooke Thompson, aka the spitter of Flavor of Love, is getting married to some bodyguard named Evan Dooty—typo, it’s really Doty, but that’s too funny to fix.

I can imagine this glorious affair already.  Imagine the beautiful flower arrangements, gorgeous gowns, and elegant cake.  Psssh.  Please, this bitch is going to have kegs as centerpieces, pin the spit on New York games, and coke as the entree.  Actually, bitch can’t even afford that.  Who am I kidding.  I can’t wait to see pictures of this hot mess of a wedding.  If she can find someone to marry her ass, then there’s still hope for us all!

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