Nov 18 2008
Amy Winehouse: RETURN OF THE BEEHIVE!

Can you believe I actually saw this girl I used to go to school with and she looked exactly like that? That’s besides the point…anyway..
I knew it! I knew she’d get this shit back on before she visited BLAAAAAAKE! She’s gotta sneak in the crack somehow and those Jerry curls were just not up to par!
But Amy Winehouse isn’t so sweet to her beloved! She has yet to visit her mans and say hi! BITCH! lovesit! She was supposed to visit him Sunday, but backed out. She was then supposed to visit Monday, but crazy didn’t show! You think if she goes there and sees him, the crazy will cancel itself out? She did, however, find the time to go out Monday night so bitch screwed over her hubby to partaaay! That’s a real trooper!
She also failed to show yesterday, but did manage to take her and her massive head to The Hawley Arms in Camden last night. She was out until 5 a.m. partying while BLAAAAAKE sat in rehab, foaming at the mouth, hemorrhaging from the head, texting Amy violently asking where his crack is—among all other sorts of pleasantries!
Just for shits and giggles…anotha:

Class and Trash with an Edge of Sass*-Cw