Nov 18 2008
It Sucks When You Find Out You’re Being Divored ONLINE

First of all, I’m jealous of this bitch. She has the job I want. However, I’m not jealous of her current love life. Former co-host of The View, Debbie Matenopoulos, tells People that she was saddened to learn of her husband’s divorce filing because….SHE HEARD ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET!
What a fucking man’s man! Her husband, Jay Faires, filed for divorce on Wednesday, citing irreconcilable differences and asking that Debbie receive no spousal support. Haha! So he wants to both humiliate her and leave her without a dime. They separated in March, but Debbie says, “I am not a proponent of divorce and I believe in working things out.”
Debbie adds, “So you can only imagine my extreme sadness and disillusionment when I was informed of my husband’s divorce proceedings, much like you were, by reading them online.”
Didn’t Hulk Hogan find out about Linda divorcing his ass almost the same way? Oh yeah and Britney Spears TEXTED K-Fed about divorcing him. The next thing you know, celebrities are going to marry through text. “I now take u as my wife 4eva and always.” Hollyweird makes me laaaaaaaugh.
Class and Trash with an Edge of Sass*-Cw
I’m a jealous bitch too and I’m pretty sure we’re supposed to be in L.A. co-hosting E! News or The Daily 10 or some other shizz like that. But that’s all besides the point…wtf is with the celebs taking their personal lives to the world wide web. apparantly they have all forgotten how to use a phone to make a call.
And your marriage text…that’s some funny shitt