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You think Britney Spears would know this after the whole Kevin Federline Mess–but maybe not since we’ve all seen how crazy the bitch can get.  Anyway, Madonna–who is in the middle of divorcing Guy Ritchie after nearly eight years of marriage–has advised Miss Spears to NEVER MARRY AGAIN.

That’s a direct and tall order coming from Madge.  If Britney does not follow her advice, she will be axed!  A source close to Madonna told gossip website AbsoluteNow.com: “Britney asked Madonna if she will ever marry again after her split from Guy. Madonna not only said she wouldn’t but told Britney to forget about marriage. She said it just doesn’t work for girls like them.”

“Madonna clearly sees a lot of herself in Britney because she seems very eager to help her.”

Yeah, it doesn’t work for girls like them because they NEVER want a DAMN PRE-NUP. Actually, why get married? You can bang bang bang hot guys all of the time and get away with it.  Why let marriage hold you down when you have enough money in the world to get David Beckham and Johnny Depp naked, rubbing you down with baby oil? I DON’T GET IT!

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