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Ouch.  Another Angelina Jolie story! Shocking! Looks like the Goddess isn’t soooooo perfect.  Bitch is complaining about her nipples hurting! 

In a recent interview with a British morning chat show, GMTV, on Tuesday, she revealed that she could only last three months breast feeding the new twins.  Many of the guys reading this right now are probably thinking, “lucky bastards.” PERVERTS! I know how you bitches think.  I mean that doesn’t sound too painful, right? One on the left, the other on the right.  They’ll be extra sensitive for Brad Pitt then! Serves her right for having Brad by the balls all of the time.  I’m surprised she didn’t breast pump his ass and expect him to produce the milk instead of her.  We all know who wears the pants in that relationship.  I’d just put Maddox in charge.

“You think, ‘Ah, if anybody can do that, I can do that.’ There’s this football hold – it’s a lot harder than it looks in the books. I did that a few times. I would take turns. It just takes a long time.”

Want to know why it hurts so bad? You know how they say breast feeding helps a woman to lose weight? What the fuck weight does this bitch have to lose? Of COURSE it’s going to hurt.  I could only imagine what actually comes out of her nips and it ain’t milk.  It’s probably vile because I’ve never seen the ho being photographed stuffing her face once! Bring on the chocolate milk!

That being said, I hope that made your stomach hungry this morning!

Class and Trash with an Edge of Sass*-Cw

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