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“been spending most our lives
Living in a [Lesbian’s] Paradise
keep spending most our lives
[Fighting] in a [Lesbian’s] Paradise”

If Weird Al can do it, so can I. 

Uh oh! Baby girl and ho are fighting! EEEEEK! Lesbian fights are the scariest.  Think about it this way.  We all know girls are bitches so think about two bitches fighting at once! Although I’m sill unsure if SaMAN has a vagina.  Unlikely.

According to The Sun, word on the street is that Hohan and SaMAN got into a fight in London last night.  Over what you might ask? That big douche who showed up to Ronson’s gig, Calum Best.  Apparently after seeing her ex-boytoy, LezzHan joined him at some glob where a source said they danced together which pissed off the other man in her life, Samantha.  They started to fight and took it outside as they left the club.  

They proceeded to get into a car together and when they got to their hotel where they rub coochies, SaMAN left HoHan in the dizzust.  Hohan sat in the car for around ten minutes.  One source said, “It was quite clear something was up. Lindsay had tears in her eyes as she left.”

Over Calum Best?? REALLY?? SaMAN is actually a step up from that STD douche.  Your love life…or life in general…has completely hit the fan if you’ve come to the point of fighting over that dude.  Then again, I understand where Lohan’s coming from.  I mean, guys suck sometimes, but I’d take a good peen over a sticky vag anyday.  I leave you with that glorious visual for the day! Do what you will! By the way…is that the same jacket Best (picture below) is wearing that Lindsay got floured for? Just saaaaaaaayin’.

Class and Trash with an Edge of Sass*-Cw

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