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So Guy Ritchie isn’t money hungry after all! It seems that the divorce might be settled and get this…Ritchie told Madonnashe could keep all of her money to herself.  Hellllll no! Take half! Take it and run! He deserves it after all of those rules….although I do love Madonna…still! 

According to a report in the Daily Mail, Madge’s lucky ass won’t be paying out a dime of her $500 million fortune to Ritchie.  Guy, however, only wants an equal amount of time with his sons, David and Rocco.  Meaning he expects split time between London and New York.  The announcement on the settlement could come as early as the end of the month says a source.  A source said, “It will be all over by the end of the month. The priority for him has always been the children. Ritchie has not wanted her money. He has done exactly what Billie Piper did when she divorced Chris Evans. She walked away without any of his money, much to her credit. Guy Ritchie has done the same.” But wait a second.  Ritchie still might do pretty damn well in the divorce since British divorce laws says he’s due half.

Well, I mean she is bumping naughty things with Alex Rodriguez and with all of their money combined, I’m sure dishing out a nice payment to Ritchie to a) shut him up and b) shut him up…won’t be a problem.  Actually, fuck that.  If Guy doesn’t want it, send her my way.  I don’t think there’d be any problem for her to pay off my almost $200k in college loans.  Fuck my life.

Class and Trash with an Edge of Sass*-Cw

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