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Perfect picture! Guy Ritchie is walking out of a marriage for good! The divorce is finalized.  Fucking damn quick.  Quickest divorce I’ve ever seen, but I guess when you have millions upon millions of dollars, you get that shit done in five minutes.

Guy nor Madonna were present, but the couple’s marriage was pronounced finito this morning at the Principal Registry of the Family Division in High Holburn, London.  Jesus that’s a mouth full.  Those smart British people. I guess London wanted Madonna’s ass out of their country that badly they took the matters into their own hands.  How kind those brits!

Guy apparently responded with, “Thank God!” when he was informed of the proceedings.  Haha!!! What a true champ.  Taking it like a man.  He also told a friends, “It was never about money – never about her bloody art collection. I just wanted to settle it and move on.” I bet Sir Paul McCartney is so pissed upon hearing how easy this was considering the hell he went through with that one legged bitch.

So what exactly went on? Ritchie allegedly turned down $10 mil offered to him and only complained about Madonna wanting to keep the kids permanently in New York.  These claims are countered by Madonna peeps because they insist that he will in fact getting a hugeeeeeeee amount of money from the settelement. Tsk, tsk! With all of this money flying around, maybe I can somehow steal a couple hundred thou…no one would notice! I could hop a flight to Guam and never be heard from again.  I’ve devised a plan.

Lourdes, being Madonna’s child from a previous marriage, will permanently stay with her moms in NY while Rocco and David will go back and forth.  Teenage suicide to come! “Mummy, I don’t want to see Dad-day in London! I cannot bear another six hour flight this weekend!” I can hear it now.

Guy reportedly will keep the couple’s $10 million country estate, and the Punchbowl pub.  Of course they have more than one hizzy so they’ll sell those bitches and split the profits down the middle yo.  Give me one of your houses! What’s so hard about helping out an innocent bystander! hehe

Guy then went down to the pub, downed a couple of pints, hung with friends, and drunkenly karaoked to Holiday.  Okay, I’m kidding about the last part.

Class and Trash with an Edge of Sass*-Cw

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