Nov 21 2008
Malcolm X Would Be Proud of Michael Jackson…Maybe?

Cause this is THRILLER! If he decided to remake that video…this picture would suffice! The HORROR!
So Prince is a Jehovah’s Witness, Madonna’s into that Kabbalah Crap, and now Michael Jackson has converted to Islam. I’m waiting on Barbara Streisand to convert to Mormonism.
According to the UK’s Sun, the plastic surgery addict has converted to Islam. He was shown the religion by producer, Phillip Bubal, and songwriter, David Wharnsby. They are also responsible for currently working on MJ’s new stuff.
A source told the paper, “They began talking to him about their beliefs, and how they thought they had become better people after they converted. Michael soon began warming to the idea. An Imam was summoned from the mosque and Michael went through the shahada, which is the Muslim declaration of belief.”
Whacko has even gone as far as adopting the Muslim name, Mikaeel. This is what Joe Jackson gets for beating the shit out of his kids. You got Michael acting crazy, Janet sick one day, sick the next…one of the other brothers claiming a Jackson Five reunion is in the works in his own disillusioned mind…and God knows what else.
Maybe this shit will help him. Maybe he’ll stop fucking up his face, stop wearing masks, stop making his kids wear masks, stop touching little peens, and fix his career. Fat chance!
Class and Trash with an Edge of Sass*-Cw