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I seriously hate writing about Lohan, but it’s fun to make fun of her STD’s and laugh at her.  This time I’ll refrain from the vagina meals she and girlfriend currently share.  This time around it’s about her mess of a father, Michael.

You know for people who are so rich, they don’t seem to know what the technological wonder that is the telephone…is.  Instead, they blab about their bullshit lives to the media and all of us are just supposed to accept it and feel some sort of sympathy.  Remember when Michael talked some trash about Lohan’s man, Samantha? Well despite all of that, Sluthan claims her father is not a “bad guy.”

She says, “I would love to say it’s surprising, but it’s not. It doesn’t bother me as much as embarrass and hurt me. And put a knife in my back. And it’s hard because I was flipping through channels and someone on E! called him a loser. And that’s my fucking father! He’s not a bad guy. He’s just making bad choices.”

Oh yeah! He’s totally not a bad guy.  You didn’t make a song about him emotionally and physically abusing your mother, he’s not responsible for your interest in drugs and alcohol, and he’s also not the specific source of how news about you is leaked.  Really, he’s just an all around misunderstood guy.  He’s just making bad choices like you are with your non-existing career and current twat love.

Class and Trash with an Edge of Sass*-Cw

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