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Check out this mothafucka.  I’m not pleased.  First and foremost…a) Batman’s the only non pussy superhero and b) I’d like as many films of Batman starring the sexual Christian Bale as possible.  To put an end on that would be like turning the sexual switch off in my pants. 

So now tomorrow we find out Batman’s ultimate fate when it’s revealed in the latest issue of DC Comic’s Batman.  So why am I not pleased you may ask? Simple! Speculations are pissing me off!

Some are saying that the hottass will suffer an extremely tragic end when that stupid piece of shit, Robin, betrays and destroys him! This bitch has a Peter Parker moment when he goes over to “the dark side.” Whatever the fuck that means! I still think of Chris O’Donnell as Robin and he sucked so that’s why Robin sucks.  Stupid ass Circus douche. 

Another suspicion is that he will simply retire.  How the FUCK do you retire from Batman? I mean, yeah, he’ll get old…look at Adam West’s old ass.  But then you just get someone younger and hotter to keep it going ding ding ding…Bale! There’s also some rumors that he maybe killed by some mystery douche known as the Black Glove.  Is this a reference to O.J. Simpson? It’s one thing to kill your wife and get away with it, but Batman…NEVER!

Who the fuck is going to replace him? And if anyone says Alicia Silverstone when she played Batgirl…I’ll personally jump through the computer and kick your ass.  That’s a threaaaaat.

Class and Trash with an Edge of Sass*-Cw

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