Nov 26 2008
Lindsay Lohan Caught Boozin’ … Totally Didn’t See THAT Happening
I love these entertainment shows. They always make everything so dramatic! So Linday HoHanwho I’m getting sick of writing about was caught on a security camera making herself one of my favoriteeee drunkity drunk drunk drinks—a vodka rebull…so she gets some kudos from me there. She was at some place Lotus in DC where her sheman, SaMAN DaMAN Ronson, was spinnin’ yo! Possibly the most sickening thing is not that she finished a long stay at rehab earlier this year, but that there are pictures of Sheman and Hohan kissing. VOM!
She’s seen texting her life away as she secretly gathers some Grey Goose from under the bar…then hides it back down and opens a nice can of redbull to mix. However, she never detaches herself from her phone. Texting the drug dealer or the spray tanner in the area is what I imagine.
Imagine what the fuck security cameras have caught me doing?! I didn’t even know this shit existed mainly because I’m a moron and when I enter the bar, I enter drunken state as soon as possible. HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVE ALL! GO GET HOHANIFIED AND GET YO SHIZZ AT THAT BAHHH. REMEMBER, REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS…kidding!




Class and Trash with an Edge of Sass*-Cw