Nov 28 2008
Speidi Marriage Is Obviously A Fraud and Staged
Gag me. I can’t believe I’m even actually writing about these two. So as you all know these two were “eloped” in Mexico and like UsWeekly and MTV just totally happened to be there. Well just like the show is fake, obviously the marriage was too. The marriage was never legal because robot bod and media whore never got a marriage license.
And I must share with you something that both makes a point and is hysterical via Dlisted.com from Michael K, “It just warms my no-heart to know that the gays can’t get married, but these two colostomy bags can use marriage to cash in and get a cover of UsWeekly! America is truly the land of opportunity!”
So basically these ho’s were paid to not get married, shoot a couple of pictures of their pretend marriage, have some God awful assistant write their marriage vows, and shed those tears of joys as the thousands of dollars came rolling into their pockets. Fuck my life.
And here’s some confirmation from the genius who is Spencer, “Like other elopements that happen outside the country, we’ll take care of the legal details when we get home.”
Must be nice. Must be nice to not have a job and yet do as you will. Dude somebody fucking ban them from coming back in. Imagine how great it was if Heidi’s fake ass had to stay behind in Mexico with all of the papi’s “ay mami!” She really wanna get married? Those bastards will surely give her, her wish and then some sans Spencer’s imaginary peepee. Ayyyyy papi!
Class and Trash with an Edge of Sass*-Cw
