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I look at the above pictures and see Asian STDs everywhere.  That mixed in with a little Rainbow Brite.  Ironic indeed.  STDs and a children’s TV show.  Anyway, this ho has been shacking up with my underwater lover swimmer, Michael Phelps.  What the FUCK.  Although he suffers from stupid face, this ho could have his pick of the pack and then some.  Why settle for the Nastyasian.  New word! 

So Phelps’ lots of partying time in Sin City has brought him to his current gold digger.  First there’s Sarah Larson, now this bitch.  Phelps should take some notes from George Clooney! This nasty’s name is Caroline “Cax” Pal and she’s a Hotel Hostess at the Palms.  This is what dreams are made of.  Fly to Vegas, grab a job at the Palms, wear as little clothes as possible, and you yourself just may grab a millionaire superstar as well! Unfortunately, things are apparently getting serious with these two fucktards.

The swimmer brought this HO home for the HOliday! What the fuck did Debbie Phelps think?! Imagine your rich ass son comes home with that walking STD.  That or Amy Winehouse.

Class and Trash with an Edge of Sass*-Cw

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