Dec 01 2008
Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr Are NOT Engaged
Despite reports claiming these two hottasses, Orlandom Bloom and Miranda Kerr, got engaged over the weekend, it simply is not true. No hot babies in the near future. I hate ugly babies so I’m banking on these two to produce something hot in years to come.
It was said they celebrated their engagement in Venice, Italy last week. Yeah, that’s totally where I’ll be spending mine, too. A) I’m lucky if anyone will put up with my ass and B) I’ll call it a night with some Tasti-D-Lite and a little Barry White if you know what I mean.
According to People magazine, Kerr’s representative denied the reports, which appeared in Australian media on Sunday. Kerr’s spokeslut said, “The story is completely false and misleading.”
“Miranda herself has clearly stated she is not engaged. There is nothing else to be said.”
Someone’s pissy. Bloom, marry my ass and I’ll broadcast that shit nationwide sans attitude.
Class and Trash with an Edge of Sass*-Cw
