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Smart! That’s all I can think of when reading this story.  Dumb, for revealing, but smart for thinking! There’s only one hospital that every fucking loco celebrity goes to and that hospital is located in Los Angeles…go figure.  It’s a little place called Cedars Sinai Medical Center….you know Britney went to the psycho ward there last year, Farrah Fawcett went there sometime…the whole fucking looney tunes celeb neighborhood has been there.  Those are two of the celebs the following beyatch sold out.

Well smarty former employee, Lawanda Jackson, needed some extra caaaaash moneyyyy (I say that with Wilmer Valderrama’s accent–it’s fun) and was selling secret celeb medical info to the tabloids! Smart, yes, but then dumb followed.  Bitch plead guilty! She sold herself out! 

And guess what? This bitch could be Bertha’s main girl and slammate in the chokey.  She faces a maximum sentence of 10 years in prison, followed by three years of supervised released, and a $250,000 fine.  Who the fuck is this dumbass and where can I find her to slap some sense into that head? Oh yeah, the tabloids might be in trouble, too.  Federal attorneys are trying to figure out if the mags who bought the info could face some punishment as well. 

“Certainly there is possible culpability at media outlets if we can determine that they were knowingly paying for the illegal access of celebrity files,” said a U.S. attorney spokesman.

If it’s Star or National Enquirer, who gives a rats ass.  All of that shits the same anyway.  Dumb-dumbs surround themselves with other dumb-dumbs!

Class and Trash with an Edge of sASS*-Cw

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