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Cover war madness! And here we go ladies and gents.  The neverending war between Britney Spears and Kevin Federline.  In the right corner, we have sedated comeback kid Britney on the cover of Glamour.  To your left, gold digger and overall bag of douche, Kevin on the cover of People.  Ready, fight!

She tells the mag, “In five years I would like to be married and have a father figure for my kids, someone who is a provider and can be really stable. It’s hard doing it on your own.”

K-Fed gets ownnnnnnnned! I’d like some curse words in there, but I understand the handlers present to refrain from the old Britney resurfacing.  K-Fed tried looking like the ultimate father figure when Britney went loco, but now that she is getting better, we’d have to believe that Kevin is in fact that asswipe we’ve all known him to be since the beginning.  It just took darling Brit Brit a few years to realize. 

So now the WHO’S SANER fight has begun.  Since Britney has redeemed herself, it’s now Kevin’s turn to SANELY fight back.  Plus, he’s getting paid to talk about Britney which has been his profession since 2003.  So now with People Magazine, K-Fed has pulled some choice words out to present his cool father-esque image:

A lot of people assumed you fought for custody of the kids because of money.

My first question to [my lawyer] was, “Am I ever going to be able to see my children?” I told him that I would spend every last dime that I had to make sure that my children are okay. That’s all that mattered. I didn’t know how much power Britney had. That really scared me.

How did you react in January when Britney locked herself in the bathroom with Jayden and was later taken to the hospital on a gurney?

That whole night is a blur. You want to talk about one of my lowest points of depression, that was probably one of them. I was very, very worried for her ’cause I care about her. That’s the mother of my children. Just because I’m not in love with her doesn’t mean that I don’t love her. I’m definitely rooting for her. There’s nothing more that I want than for her to be in the best health and doing what she loves to do.

Are things getting better?

Oh, man, it’s totally turning around. It works out that [the kids] get to see her. There’s structure over there, there’s structure at my house. We’re trying to keep the same type of schedule. It doesn’t have to be completely perfect, but the foundation is there.

First of all, bitch claims he’d spend every last dime…meaning Britney’s every last dime.  Where the fuck is this douche getting money from? That rats ass excuse of a CD last year? Remember that POPOZAO shit?! What the fuck does that even mean? Where the hell is the white trash in K-Fed? Yeah, yeah he was looked at as the “good parent” while Britney was going nutso, but those kids have been fucked from the get-go.  The only thing I’m disappointed in with this interview, was no K-Fed quotes using the words ”shucks” and “ya’ll” while itching his balls and spitting chewing tabacco.

Class and Trash with an Edge of Sass*-Cw

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