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If you thought being the future president’s kids was easy, you thought wrong.  Unlike the Bush twins, who suck, President-Elect, Barack Obama and wife, Michelle, intend to keep their girls as grounded as possible.  Meaning they will still have to do chores as well as clean up their new puppy’s mess on the White House lawn.  If I were one of these girls, REFUND! If I lived in that shit, I’d expect to have at least four maids.

The girls Malia, age 10, and Sasha, age 7, will be responsible for cleaning their own rooms, making their beds, and as I said previously, clean up their dog’s shit.  Obama recently said, “We don’t want litter on the White House lawns. They are going to have to do their job.” Fuck that! Actually, first thing I’d do is take my dog for a walk where Dick Cheney used to hang out…let him shit on all of his coats.  To make sure this is in full swing, both parents have already discussed with the White House’s domestic staff the dealio.  

Michelle Obama told Barbara Walters during an interview, “That was the first thing I said to some of the staff when I did my visit. I said, ‘You know, we’re going to have to set up some boundaries’.”

Oh I’d be so fucking pissed off if I were their kids.  I don’t even clean up after myself as it is and I’m a 22-year-old poor ass bitch.  I’d somehow find a way to con the maids into cleaning up my shit for me just because I’m a barterer on top of many other professions.  Jack of all trades you animals.

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