Dec 04 2008
Colbert Wins, but Britney’s New Album Predicted to Sell 450K+ Its First Week


Let’s give my crazy bitch a round of applause for slowly getting it together and producing a huge comeback. Actually, lets give her handlers, songwriters, managers, publicists a round, too.
Some lucky ass ho’s on the industry inside predict that Circus is on path to sell 450,000+ copies and will, duh, be number one next week. This is up from experts believing Brit would only sell about 350,000 in the first week.
Never doubt the power that is the Britney Spears machine! Her last record, Blackout, only sold 290K in its debut week so obviously this is a HUGE improvement and overall success with her image. This is a nice post so yay forrrrr Brit!
Other news, remember that story I posted about Colbert and Kanye yesterday? Well looks as though Colbert won the event! Although he wanted to get to #1, he came in #3 as Kanye’s album followed at #4 proving that Colbert’s ego has in fact won and pursued many to cop his Christmas sheeeeet. Kanye was seen at his nearest Apple store buying a new MACBook because his tears shortened that shit. That’s not true, but I’m sure he needs a new keyboard after definitely ranting and raving in CAPS LOCK to a few friends and what have you. After that, he used his tears as lube, jerked one off on a carpet as he does with his piss, and hacked into iTunes.
Class and Trash with an Edge of sASS*-Cw