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Once trash, always trash.  Last year, Kid Rock was a total bad ass at a George Waffle House.  He basically triggered his inner frat boy and got into a brawl.  Because he was an ultimate douche, the judge gave him 80 hours of community service.  So now, a year later, he requested to serve singing for U.S. troops stationed in the Middle East.  The outcome was not in his favor. 

So like any mature, adult male would do, he took to his official website to bitch and moan about the judge denying the request.  Honestly, if I was overseas fighting, I’d rather go on a shooting spree than have to listen to Kid Rock sing that fucking All Summer Long song.  Did anyone else listen to it at first and think okay not too bad and then after the 5th time hearing it on the radio want to gauge their eyes out?

The singer says, “Apparently he thinks it’s more important that I do something else rather than sing, shake hands, take pictures and spend time with the men and women who put themselves in harms way to protect the very freedom he and all of us live by.”

Yeah, duh.  That’s what you DO and ENJOY for a living.  That’s like a paid fucking vacation.  Shouldn’t this bitch be used to cleaning up sewers? He fucking looks like he came from one.  

As for Georgia State Court Judge Alvin T. Wong, he denied the request and said Kid Rock would preform for the troops “even if he was not under a sentence to perform community service. Besides, giving him credit for something he would otherwise love to do in front of a camera completely defeats the punitive purpose of performing community service.”

Smarty pants in a high position.  We’ve done something right.  Wowza.  Of course Kid Rock just didn’t stop there, he went on, “I really take it as a slap in the face, and really have trouble thinking of a better way to ’serve the community,’ especially at Christmas time. Either way this judge will leave a bad taste of ignorance in my mouth, but I don’t let the DEVIL get me down, so WHATEVA!!”

He then went as far as putting the judge’s name, address, office phone number, and email on his blog.  That Kid Rock, I tell ya.  Next thing you know he’s going to request that Pamela Anderson be his community service advisor because she’s an animal rights activist and really knows how to serve the community and its environment well.  All of that plastic in her tits could be served as garbage bags for picking up trash.

Class and Trash with an Edge of sASS*-Cw

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