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For all of you people out there who love lists because after I posted that Barbara Walter’s most fascinating, comments galore—he’s another treat from me to you.

The New York Post presents their compiled list of the Top Ten Worst Movies of 2008.  Agreeable, yes, but some, NO! What Happens In Vegas is what made me realize how much of a stupid fun ass time I’d have in Vegas.  

Also, Mad Money.  I agree.  It should have been number one.  Diane Keaton, Katie Holmes, and Queen Latifah? Yawnsville.  The first is about to pass out from old age, the second I’m surprised was let out by her creator Tom Cruise, and the third is she the only black woman in entertainment for these roles? Like seriously recycle factory every shit movie she does.  

Beverly Hills Chihuaha what the fuck is the entertainment industry even thinking with that shit.  You’re basically forced to look at Marc Anthony’s ancestors for an hour and a half.

Rambo why do we want to see an old douche who can’t–actually never could–act? He sits there with a dumb look and roided arms.  Refund!

Number one….that Love Guru shit.  The only thing good about that movie was Justin Timberlake in a speedo and that even got old fast.  Guy thighs are just…should never…unless you’re Brad Pitt in Troy, don’t wanna see that shit.  How ANNOYING is Jessica Alba by the way? Mike Myers also needs to give it the fuck up.  Austin Powers was so 90s.

Here’s the list and comments as printed in the Post:

10. “Beverly Hills Chihuahua”
We thought the whole talking dogs fad was over, but apparently, it’s not. George Lopez and Drew Barrymore provide voices for this 2008 flop about zany California dogs.

9. “Witless Protection”
Larry the Cable Guy followed up 2006’s “Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector” and 2007’s “Delta Farce” with this “Witless” effort. Larry’s 0-for-3. So bad, we didn’t bother reviewing it.

8. “Rambo”
Did we need another “Rambo”? No, but Sly Stallone gave us one - an ultra-gorefest, even by Stallone standards.

7. “You Don’t Mess With The Zohan”
Adam Sandler makes the list with his tale of an Israeli special forces soldier who dreams of being a hairstylist. Childish humor from a familiar source.

6. “Babylon A.D.”
Starring master thespian Vin Diesel, “Babylon A.D.” went way over budget and there were reports of ego clashes between Diesel and director Mathieu Kassovitz. Released six months after its original release date, the film wasn’t even screened for New York critics.

5. “10,000 B.C.”
“10,000 B.C” could be called the movie the Museum of Natural History doesn’t want you to see. Full of special effects but lacking a shred of authenticity, the film was widely panned.

4. “What Happens In Vegas”
“What Happens In Vegas” stars Ashton Kutcher and Cameron Diaz as two people who get married after a booze-fueled night in Sin City, and the wacky adventures that transpire after they also win a large sum of money. The easy joke is that this bomb should have stayed in Vegas. We took the easy way out.

3. “Mad Money”
With a trio of actresses like Diane Keaton, Katie Holmes and Queen Latifah, what could have possibly gone wrong with “Mad Money”? Everything, apparently. But mostly the fact that this comedy had no laughs.

2. “The Hottie & The Nottie”
Is it worth describing the plot to this Paris Hilton-starred stinker? We won’t bother, because you shouldn’t bother watching it. According to Box Office Mojo, the film grossed less than $1.6 million as of Nov. 26, which sounds generous.

1. “The Love Guru”
Our number one worst movie is “The Love Guru,” co-written and starring “SNL” alum Mike Myers as Guru Pitka, a man on a quest to become the #1 guru. Films like “Guru” and 2003’s “The Cat in the Hat” are destroying all the comedy credibilty Myers built through the “Wayne’s World” and “Austin Powers” films. Thank goodness for “Shrek.” “Guru” also stars acting legends Jessica Alba and Justin Timberlake.

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