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Who knew a crab infested Tinkerbell existed! Disney is know for its ho’s, so this isn’t surprising.  Page Six says that Paris Hilton is trying to snab the role of Tinkerbell in the live-action film version.  I’d pick the fucking dog over her anyday.  Let’s play a game.  How many dicks does it take to suck to get to the center of the Tinker pop?

Apparently Disney is actually considering it.  According to a source, “Paris has worked on her acting chops lately and showed some comedy prowess in her YouTube spoof of running for president. Disney suits saw it and think she may be developing some comedic-actress potential.”

I can’t really picture this unless it’s a Holiday classic version filled with night vision, Rick Solomon as Peter Pan, and mucho sloppy dick sucking sessions.  From One Night in Paris to Neverend in Tinkerbell.

Class and Trash with an Edge of sASS*-Cw

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