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Alright.  Remember earlier this Fall when Janet Jackson cancelled a lot of her shows because she was in the hospital with some strange ailment? Well, of course, it’s easy for tabs to wonder if home girl is pregnant since she and her troll lover, Jermaine Dupri, have said in the past that they’ve wanted to try.  Basically home girl was embarrassed that she couldn’t sell out even 25% of the venues she booked! Hell, I’d claim some “violent” sickness and not show my face either.  You go from selling out shows to selling out shit and you’re Michael Jackson’s sister, that’s a double whammy for YOU’RE SCREWED.

Bitch is getting old so she better spread her egg love while she’s got the chance.  Although, I think I’d rather be a bum on the street than have Michael as my uncle and cousins who wear masks 24/7. Holidays would consist of arts & crafts mask time, hide the pepperoni and find Uncle Mikey’s willy.  Not so pleasant.  

To add fuel to the fire, Jermaine was asked at a recent LA partay about the situation and homebody wouldn’t answer yes or no about it.  Hey! Ya gotta keep your name in the media somehow when your music and career has gone to shit.

Class and Trash with an Edge of sASS*-Cw

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