Dec 08 2008
Surprise, Surprise—Blaaake Wants Money from Winehouse
Listen, Blake Fielder-Civil, may be an overall douchebagouche and an enabler, but bitch is a smart ass ho as well. Gold diggers anonymous has called and welcomed Fielder-Civil as their newest member. Amy Winehouse is going to have to pay for this mistake to go away.
Although I’d want more than this, according to an Amy insider, Blaaake has demanded $1.6 million to peace the fuck out AND to keep hush hush about what went on within the crackhead marriage. Probably a smart move. Usually, I’d say hire someone to write some tell-all, but I think everyone is pretty much sick of Winehouse and I could someone up the tell-all in one sentence, “We were stoned so we got hitched and we beat the shit out of each other.”
The reason for the source to go on the record is because last week Blaaake was publicly claiming that he didn’t want any of Winehouse’s mola. Liar, liar pants on fi-yah!
The Wino friend disclosed this info to the News of the World because Blaaaaaake was telling the UK media last week that he didn’t want any of Wino’s bucks. The source said, “That’s all pretence — Blake has asked Amy’s manager for £1 million (US$1.6 million) to walk away from their marriage and not write a tell-all book about it. He’s so two-faced. He just wants a pay-off. Money’s his driving force.”
And the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree because Blaaaake’s mama is even saying some shizz and justifying her son’s greediness. Wino’s supposedly worth $14.6 mil (for fucking what?! Being a professional gurney attendee???) and mama Fielder-Civil believes he has right to at least $4.4 million ‘after all he’s been through with her.’ What and what? Wasn’t that bitch responsible for the Crackhouse to dive off the deep end? This bitch is smart.
New reality show. The Crackhead Cove. We can send Crackhouse, Blaaake, and mama Fielder-Civil to the nuthouse together….put a camera in the 4×4 room and at least get some sort of entertainment out of this crackie like hell mess.
Class and Trash with an Edge of sASS*-Cw
