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Because the Adult entertainment industry is clearly very inventive, creative, and overall unique, producers want to turn The Cosby Show and Married With Children into porn spoof films.  I’m sorry, but envisioning Clair Huxtable getting down and dirty with fucking Bill Cosby not only disturbs me, but it’s plain wrong! Even on porno standards!

Now when we get to Al Bundy, that’s a different situation.  Although I surely don’t want to see the real Al Bundy getting down with Peggy.  I’d more so gauge my eyes out to watch his hands down his pants evolve into her pants.  The mayhem! As for Kelly, the dumb slut routine will surely work in the porn industry’s favor….however, nobody can touch Christina Applegate’s version! She’s my home girl!

Word on the street is that the Cosby porno goes into production next week and producers (just in case you were all worried) have promised ’an authentic reproduction of the top-rated 1980s sitcom, with a mainstream actor mimicking Bill Cosby’s beloved Cliff Huxtable character.’ Ew. Ew. Now my childhood obsession with the Jello commercials will forever be ruined.  

Class and Trash with an Edge of sASS*-Cw

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