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*Hey all.  Excuse this condensed blog.  Yours truly is hopped up on a bunch of meds and needs the rest so I decided to basically sum up the important/funny celeb news today thus far.

To start things off on a dreary side, Mark Ruffalo’s critically injured brother, Scott, has passed away Monday night after a week long struggle.  If you remember my previous posts, you’ll know that Scott was the victim of a gun shot wound to the head and has been in critical condition ever since.  

I also posted about douche and douchette who are the prime suspects.  Good news at least.  Both Brian Scofield and Shaha Mishaal Adham turned themselves into custody yesterday. Adham has been named a suspect and Scofield has been named a “person of interest.”

There’s really not much else to say about this.  It’s extremely sad, but at least justice is being served.  Thoughts go out to the Ruffalo’s.

Ugh.  If you’re smart and you know about the Winehouse and Blaaake mess, you’ll probably already guess what this story is about before I present it to you.  So last week after Blaaake rushed to his Amy’s side for some last time loving on the hospital bed, he also left her some drugs.  

Homegirl’s been trying to lay off the crackie by hanging at the clinic for a few weeks.  

An inside source says, “Blake has a lot to answer for. His actions have ruined his wife’s efforts to get clean.”

He’s an enabler.  Get a clue and keep this jail for life bound bitch far away from the Crackhouse.  Who the hell runs the show for this ho?

It’s a SLOW, SLOW, SLOW celebrity news day.  This band, Tokio Hotel, basically sucks, but I figured to share the following anyway.  According to PerezHilton.com who was tipped off, it seems as though this German based band has pulled a Milli Vanilli on our asses and has been lip synching all of their performances in America.

The above picture is a set list that even shows when the mic should be turned on for the lead singer to address the audience.  Did anyone think these jackoffs had talent to begin with? If you did, I’m sorry you’re retarded.  I’m sorry if your Tokio heart has shattered.  

When I internted at UsWeekly, these fools came in and the fucking lead singers hair blocked my way into the bathroom.  I didn’t give a shit that they were there and C-list celebs, I was pissed that my vagina was in pain.

Aside from the lead singer not singing live, the rest of the band is apparently not playing their instruments live as well.  Wow.  Somebody hold me up.  I can’t believe these future Rock and Roll Hall of Famers are doing this.  The agony.  

Wow, DMX is in trouble again.  Somebody hold me up.  However…who knew the tough ass would be so scared that he’d hide from police?! The Maricopa County Sheriff’s office in Arizona is now offering a $5000 reward for information leading to the arrest of DMX.

He’s apparently holding up house in Florida.  Someone book my fucking ticket to Florida.  For $5K I’d travel to Antartica in nothing but pasties.  So what’s it this time? He faces $120K cash bond for charges of animal abuse (ew!), felony drug possession (that’s most of my friends), traffic violations (yawn, where’s the real gangsta shit?), and defrauding the Mayo Clinic of $7,500 in hospital bills.

Doesn’t this bitch have money from all of the records he’s sold? I mean regardless that he clearly sucks now, bitch made bank in the late 90s, early mil.  So what the fuck? And $5K for his ass? Isn’t this a RECESSION and we’re spending money on finding the fuckery that is DMX?

Hot Mess of the Day.

Guess who that is? I’m not going to tell you….

…guess

…guess

…IT’S TAYLOR SWIFT! Man, I feel for this broad.  This is like some God awful braids she got during some shit Caribbean cruise.  When she came back for the new school year, it was picture time and unfortunately this hot mess allowed this picture to be seen.  This reminds me of my fourth grade picture.  I won’t go into details, but I make the above look like Cindy Crawford.  She’s clearly hot mess for even considering this look.

VIDEO OF THE DAY.

I’ll be right back.  I just threw up at the end of that. 

WTF Story of the Day.

When you’re used to shooting blanks, sometimes you shoot your wife with a real gun instead.  Some ho was shot during sex in the chest.  The guy apparently when to grab something off the night stand and bam the gun went off. I’m too lazy and sick to recap this shit so here is the link below.  Ridiculous.

:LINK: — http://www.wlwt.com/news/18196466/detail.html

Class and Trash with an Edge of sASS*-Cw

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