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I had to put up that video.  In the midst of this Paula Abdul / American Idol , what better way to start Monday off? A video of an insane Paula on Idol.  Both the show and the pill popper need each other.  It’s like sex.  Sure, you can have your vag and peen separately, but you’re never fully satisfied.

So all of this is confusing…that I get.  She’s off Idol, she’s not, she hates it, the producers hate her, and so on and so on.  Well, turns out all of the shit talking Paula did may have actually HELPED her Idol job.  Try to bear with and follow me here.

There are a bunch of ho’s reporting different Idol bosses reactions.  Some say she’s basically off the show.  Some are saying the producers are actually taking pity on her, offering her a 9th season in addition to the 8th premiering in January.  Well, duh.  People watch for a) the idiot auditions and b) for Abdul’s next crack binge.  

A slutsperson for Abdul confirms “She’s going on the show. Absolutely. She’s looking forward to it, she’s doing press to promote it. She’s going to be as big of a part of American Idol as she’s always been. It’s going to be an exciting season.”

Damn you PR and your ways.  Clearly this was all publicity for the show.  Of course everyone now wants to tune in and see the scripted fights with Simon and the nervous breakdowns.  Paula breaking down still gives me hope in life.  I have something to both relate to and laugh at.  Life doesn’t get much better than that.

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