Dec 16 2008
Killer Virus Grips Britain! WTF Story of the Day
That 28 Days shit is actually coming true. Apparently over the pond in cheery ol’ Britain thousands have contracted some sort of virus! They won’t stop vomiting and it’s gotten so bad and powerful that a hospital had to turn away 999 cases of it because they were simply overwhelmed. Hell yeah I’d turn them away, too, and use that excuse! I wouldn’t want my brain to serve as zombie food either.
“So far there have been 1,575 reported cases since July but officials fear the figure could be 100 times higher as most sufferers do not report it. St George’s hospital, one of London’s three major trauma centres, was forced to turn away ambulances last Monday because it had run out of beds.”
Yeah, my ass is staying in fat America. Just to think three years ago I was studying there. Imagine my zombie ass bringing it back to the states. Dammit. THAT’s how I could’ve been famous.
To read the entire story click here—> http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/75741/Killer-virus-grips-Britain
Class and Trash with an Edge of sASS*-Cw
DUDE YOU GOTTA HELP ME. THEY’RE TRYING TO BREAK IN. CAN’T KEEP THEM OUT MUCH LON