Dec 16 2008
TMI: Pete Wentz Says Ashlee Simpson Likes It Up The Butt
TMI. Too Much Information. Too bad Pete Wentz didn’t get the memo before he went on Howard Stern’s radio show. Basically he let it all out. How he and Ashlee Simpson’s first time went down, how she likes to give him lap dances, and that, oh yeah, she likes it up the butt. I’m sorry if all of those visuals made you want to throw up. It’s like troll fake nose sex. Creepy.
I think Pete has revealed all of this in hopes of people actually believing they have sex. Yes, she had his baby, but inseminating is totally the new peen insert. Do you think his shlong can even reach her vagine?
So today he said that from time-to-time, Ashlee will get the urge to allow Pete access into the hershey highway. Someone puts the ASS in ASShlee. Please, if anything Pete’s the one getting it up the poop shoot. Dildo dancing starts at 10 each night!
He went on to claim that their sex life is sooooo amazing, “If we had been on this show last year, we’d probably be doing it in the green room right now.” Um. Yeah.
So about those lap dances….he claims they are the best and that she loves to wear thongs for him. Is this just some cheap publicity? I say after Ashlee loses her baby weight she’ll pose for Playboy. I mean the ass fucking is already out there, not much else.
About their first time, “It was at the Soho Grand Hotel [in New York City], and I’m looking in the mirrors, [thinking], ‘Oh my God, you are [sleeping with] the girl of your dreams, and you can watch yourself!’”
He also talked about his sexual past with partners such as Michelle Trachtenberg and Lindsay Lohan. Who the fuck hasn’t been in Lohan? Has Ashlee been tested? More-so, has Bronx Mowgli been tested?! STD baby nooo! He said he didn’t want Ashlee to get pissed so he said Michelle was good, but nobody beats his wife. Nobody beats the wiz! Nobody also beats on the Simpsons because Joe Simpson’s nuts will burst. Actually, after hearing this interview, I’m sure they already have. What’s with it with the guys in the Simpson’s lives that love to give TMI? Papa Joe and Jess’ tits…next we’re gonna get Tony Romo explaining how Jess likes to wear his Dallas Cowboy’s jersey and go longggg…and by long, I mean wide and deep…into Tony’s no-no spot.
Class and Trash with an Edge of sASS*-Cw
